Sh*t Internet Daters Say: Men and their attempts at cold-call flirting online…
“I dont have herpes…” ~NZRay
SOooo, you have herpes?
(70% match, 61% friend, 17% enemy)
Sh*t Internet Daters Say: Men and their attempts at cold-call flirting online…
“Women’s UGLY Truth About Men: There’s NO TIME For Short Dudes
It sucks but it’s true. Many women say they won’t date short men. 8 out of 10 women we surveyed said any guy under 5’8″ is too short to date.
I notice a lot of women here, especially the taller ones using the excuse of needing to feel small and petite with a man. Aren’t we supposed to be adults here?” ~Mal24134
Um, GUIL-TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Also the only message sent or received between the two of us. Aren’t we supposed to be getting to know each other here? Oh wait, you’re too short to date.
(41% match, 27% friend, 19% Enemy)
Sh*t Internet Daters Say: Men and their attempts at cold-call flirting online…
“You look like you could use a brotha in your life. Lol” ~Diamante8
Can’t argue with that!
( 88% Match, 13% Enemy)
Sh*t Internet Daters Say: Men and their attempts at cold-call flirting online…
“SO can you get me…like…some acting work…I just a got new agent…(totally kidding)”
ibn_lasol
Everybody’s a comedian. KIDDING.
Sh*t Internet Daters Say: Men and their attempts at cold-call flirting online…
“Hi,
You come across as fun-loving without being saccharine…and that’s awesome.
Where did you move to LA from? Where’s your ideal spot for burgers and beers?
Do you wanna huff paint thinner under a bridge sometime?
Best,
Paul”
By now, you’re probably wondering what the hell I have on my profile, right? Well, I assure you, nothing about paint thinners…
Sh*t Internet Daters Say: Men and their attempts at cold-call flirting online…
“Judging solely by your profile and the one picture, you seem like someone I would hang out with. I’m actually intrigued by the fact that your laugh is something noticeable about you, it just adds to the mystery. Do you snort, squeal, or is like a horn?
I love hiking with my dog, I try to get out to Runyon or Griffith Park every weekend.
Message me if you think we may have something in common.”
~Joseph
Boy, I hope he’s a snorter, too! Things in common list: *check*
Sh*t Internet Daters Say: Men and their attempts at cold-call flirting online…
“WOAH THERE!
I’m Mike!
I came across your profile and thougbht you’re gorgeous! Absolutely stunning! I LOVE your elegant and aesthetic cheek bone structure!
I’m Russian, have 3 tattoos ( but theyre kind of crazyy idk if you can handle them =p) ahah
I love going out to restaurants, and the beachhh!! and dancing!!! I LOVE DANCING!
I also love staying in at home and watching a good movie!
I’m a very kinky yet romantic guy like
if you let me between your legs I’ll eat my way to your heart!
(lmfao just trying be goofy!)
I would love to take you out on a romantic date”
~RussianMikee
I like to read this one with an accent, a Russian accent. Go ahead. Have some fun :)
(82% Match)
Sh*t Internet Daters Say: Men and their attempts at cold-call flirting online…
“to be nobody but myself - in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight, and never stop fighting. - e.e. cummings “
~hankmoody123 (kandinsky123)
That’s ALL he ever messaged me. Unsolicited. No mention of e.e. commings on either of out profiles. Appreciate it, bro?
(71% Match)
Sh*t Internet Daters Say: Men and their attempts at cold-call flirting online…
“I really enjoyed your profile! You seem to have a lot going on for yourself, plus I happen to think your quite cute. How’s your weekend been going? Mine’s been pretty great, I just finished a day of snowboarding up in Big Bear. Well I’ll keep this short and sweet, if you ever want to chat sometime message me back sometime it’d be great to hear from you!
-Jason
Also, I work in adult entertainment doing project management and web design. Just tossing it out there in case that happens to bother you…”
Jason likes to save the best for last
Sh*t Internet Daters Say: Men and their attempts at cold-call flirting online…
“I like the sound of nervous giggling and a sense of exploration. With your ability to make the most of situations how would you make flossing fun?” ~Sativart
Maybe this one deserves a poll? How would you make flossing fun?
(78% match)
